"You never get any real perspective in Hollywood 'cause it's always covered in smog."

1) To Vegas
2) Griffith Park
3) Costa Mesa

"God, I'm still here on south oxford"

1) The Excalibur
2) Binion's
3) Four Queens

"love is blind, deaf, and ...dumb ...; and mildly retarded"

1) whiskey/soda
2) chilled red wine
3) tequila/soda

"the bees are dropping like flies"

1) beavis and butthead
2) star trek next generation
3) music docs from net flix (the police, eurythmics, tina turner...)

"i'm ready to buy my lot in life, just waiting for the price to drop a little bit more."

1) living room
2) "frank n hanks"
3) "the bounty"@the gaylord

"Do unto Republicans as they would have done unto you."

1) Real Time With Bill Maher
2) News From Lake Wobegon
3) Left, Right, and Center

"Ask Not What Your Country can do for you, but what the fuck ..."

1) white luxury vehicles
2) DVD previews
3) cell phone message instruction lady